The tub is NOT for pooping.

So this morning, I'm trying to get us ready so we can head over and watch Ryan's lacrosse games. I need to shower, so I grab Sir's bathtub and stick it in the big tub and stand in front of it. I'm showering, Sir is splashing happily.

I'm standing there with one leg shaved and conditioner in my hair, and all of a sudden Sir leans forward, grabs the front of his tub (for leverage? Support?) and starts POOPING. WTF??? What do I do now?

I finished shaving the other leg (in a hurry, I'm sure I missed entire areas) and rinsed out the conditioner, then I picked up Sir and gave him a quick rinse, and then we got out. I stuck a diaper on him, put him in his crib, and gave his tub a quick wipe.... and then I left the poopy tub for Ryan to clean out when he finished lacrosse.